Category: Joke Board
The Top 20 Concert Lineups We'd Like to See
20> Ben Folds 5/Cardigans
19> Suicidal Tendencies/The Fall/Pavement/Wham!/Pulp
18> Lords of the New Church/Jesus Jones: Kool-Aid presents the
Guyana Relief Tour
17> Talking Heads/Simple Minds
16> The Dixie Chicks/Bush
15> Red Hot Chili Peppers/Flaming Lips/Hole
14> XTC/Morphine/Jane's Addiction
13> The Beatles/The Crickets/Adam Ant/Black Flag
12> Dolly Parton/Mountain
11> No Doubt/Gorillaz/Blow Monkeys/Better Than Ezra
10> Phish/Taco
9> Nickelback/Quarterflash/50 Cent/Johnny Cash/Eddie Money:
Dollarpalooza
8> Loverboy/Supertramp/The Motels/The Police
7> Yes/No Doubt
6> Bush/America/Asleep at the Wheel/Ludacris
5> The Carpenters/Tool/Hammer/Nine Inch Nails: The Handyman Tour
4> Jesus Jones/Nine Inch Nails
3> Korn/Hole: The Last Exit Tour
2> Meatloaf/Korn/Cake: The Swanson's Hungry Man Tour
and the Number 1 Concert Lineup We'd Like to See...
1> Matchbox Twenty/Firehouse/Great White
Oh. 8 and 6 and 19 are really clever.
20 and 15 I'd pay to see. Really. Ben Folds and the Cardigans would be awesome!
You gotta feel sorry for Bush these days. It was probably a perfectly safe name in the 90s.
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I like 19 and 3 and... all of them.
Bob
I've seen on the Wgn news that the Police are doing a reunion concert this summer! It will take place in July in Wrigly Field!
LOL, these are funny.